Guess who’s been playing in my inbox…
HNNNNNNNNGH. If you tell me you’ve seen a hand and arm more perfect than that, I will call you a damn liar. Dave looks like a prom queen and that’s because he is.
beat your highscore
so how about sextoy!bro
SCREAMS INTO THE NIGHT. (i typed knight first and it still worked!)
GOD. I just… gonna write… Stridercest because how can I not now? DO YALL UNDERSTAND WHY I’M SO OBSESSED WITH BRO NOW?!
something from the pile of sticker designs i made
(I have so many headcanons about these three, but this one is a definite favorite. I love alliteration, sue me.)
Summary: Dirk thinks it’ll be interesting to partake in a little bit of roleplay where he gets to be Bro, but there’s only one Bro and you under no circumstances are you ever allowed to touch his stuff.
Pairing: Stridercest (BroDirkDave)
Warning: Roleplay, threesome, blowjob, smut, blah, blah, blah— you’re not even reading this, are you?
> Bro: Track down hat
Your name is Bro Strider and you’ve misplaced your fucking hat.
[…] Would it be alright if I could request some hot stridercest?
sure, i hope you like panties heh
Doodles from last night I can’t be assed to finish